Are you looking for cheap PR advice, you no-good son of a bitch?
Perhaps you’re a boot-strapping Larry Page wannabe with a dream – but, malheureseument, not a pot to piss in?
Or maybe you’ve got a half decent business already, but are as tight as Tom Thumb’s arsehole?
If so, check out our Walk-In Clinic.
You’ll get cheap PR advice in the heart of London’s Soho from the sharpest media minds out there – gnarly ex-hacks, not some flea-brained Henry or Henrietta.
Best of all, you can help yourself to endless pints of cider and lager as we talk. Because our office has a bar, and it’s free.
So as we’re discussing the future of your business, you’ve got the green light to drink yourself to death.
(Of course, if you’re based out of London, we can video conference via Skype and stuff — or even use the phone. Today is the future, after all.)
In our clinics, which cost just £99+VAT, we’ll pretty much do whatever the hell you want us to, as long as it doesn’t involve hairspray, hamsters and acid.
For example, we’ll:
*Only on Tuesday mornings.